Car name: Patriot

Description: Old school SUV. Thanks to a certain Austrian bodybuilder-turned-actor, civilians can drive it.

Unique features: Upturned exhaust, camo-type color. Large. Sometimes has a cover for bed in back, other times does not.

Looks like: An original Hummer

Probable locations: Sometimes parked in the lot of Easter Bay chemicals in Flint County. Also found in Northern tip of Easter Basin Naval Base (near the aircraft carrier), but the Navy doesn't like you taking military hardware.

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Can you mod it? No, you can't. That sound you hear in the background is an Austrian-born Governor crying.

Can you export it? Yes, you can. Board 1, up to $40,000 for export.

Can you import it? Yes, after export. Available for $32,000.

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